Last week the news programmes here
managed to fill great swathes of airtime
with news of the arrival of Shakira’s baby.
despite the absence of much real data –
(he’s a boy and he’s called Milan).
The broadcasters had to resort
to asking people in Baranquilla,
Shakira’s home city, what they thought of the name
(there was universal approval),
and showing pictures of the paparazzi chasing
the couple’s car into the clinic in Barcelona where Milan was born.
Britons! Be warned!
This is what is awaiting you this summer
when the royal baby is born.
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