That’s people who sell things on buses, not people who sell buses (who may be admirable, too, for all I know).
People who sell things on buses in Medellín are incredibly agile, cheerful and stoic in the face of much rejection.
First, they clamber over the turnstile because the driver is letting them ride for free. Then they deliver their sales pitch in a singsong chant (singsong from repeating it 100 times a day, I guess).
The content of the chant is common to ALL vendors and goes something like this:
First of all ladies and gentlemen, I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening. As you can observe, I am coming past each of your seats, offering you a delicious [type of product] called [name of product]. This product has the very economic cost of [price], and to save you money two [or three or four] for [discounted price]. Thank you and God bless you.
They then hand their product to everybody, receive payment from anybody who wants to buy, and collect what isn’t bought, all the time balancing precariously as the bus careers along.
Then they leap off the sometimes moving bus, and do it all again on the next one.
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